The Elusive Unicorn
A “unicorn” is a single female that comes out to swinger parties, typically to engage in threesomes or group sex. Girls with such an open mind are rare, hence the name “unicorn”.
All you Sexxy Mofo members know there are more than a few unicorns on our site. So, you already know where to pick up these women. Now, what do you do with a unicorn when you have arranged for a hook-up? It is surprising that many couples may not know how to act around and treat a special lady such as a single female that has a strong sexual appetite. I have outlined a few simple rules/steps you can follow to ensure that you and your potential new lady friend have a great time.
So, you’ve exchanged some messages and want to hook up. Before the meeting, please make sure you have voice verified and confirmed that all parties involved will be available to attend. Sometimes, people have legitimate excuses for not showing up to a meeting (such as our monthly visitor, right ladies?), but it is not acceptable to simply cancel or flake out on someone last minute. Make sure that you are punctual. One gorgeous unicorn friend of mine told me that a couple showed up TWO hours late to meet up with her. No one likes to wait around so please be respectful and show up on time or let the lady know via txt, email, phone, chat, etc., if you are delayed even 5-10 minutes.
When you meet up, spend a few minutes and talk to each other. Discuss some fantasies and ask your unicorn friend if she has any limitations. Listen closely, and honor every request she makes. If she says she doesn’t want to have penetrative sex, respect that. If she wants to only play with the woman, don’t try to convince her to be with the man or “move in for the kill.” It is good to offer your new friend a drink but please, do not drink excessively or try to get her drunk, stoned, high, etc. If you see her over-drinking, it’s best to take a step back and make sure that she is OK with the threesome, both physically and mentally, before moving forward. Threesomes are no fun when you’re plastered, or when someone cannot fully perform.
So, now you are all acquainted with each other and hot and horny. What next? Well, I usually like to put on a porno in the background and fade out the lights and light up some candles, discretely. I have had a lot of success with getting people comfortable and ready to break out of their shell by playing a kinky game. Be creative but not overly aggressive. You have to let things come naturally. Start out by breaking out the dirty dice and see how things go from there. Once the ladies are down to their panties and bra, they will naturally begin to play. The gentleman may want to stay back and watch for a little out of respect for the unicorn. When she’s good and ready to play with you, fella, she will let you know.
If you follow these tips and are respectful of your unicorn friend, you will have a great time with her. And, remember to properly make your exit or excuse yourself at the end of the fun. No one wants to have that awkward silence after the sex session. You may want to excuse yourself by saying something like, “Well, we have plans to do x, y, z tomorrow but wanted to thank you for a great time!” Finally, make sure your new friend is able to get home safely.
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